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Khachin-Darbatli Mausoleum or Khachen-Dorbatli Mausoleum is a tomb-mausoleum of Qutlu Khwâdjah located close to the Khachindorbatli village of the Aghdam District of Azerbaijan. It was built by the medieval Armenian architect Vardapet Shahik in 1314. The mausoleum is located 23 km to the north of Aghdam and is on the list of heritage sites of the Republic of Azerbaijan as a 14th-century memorial monument of Karabakh.
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