{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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Soce is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Narew, within Hajnówka County, Podlaskie Voivodeship, in north-eastern Poland. It lies approximately 10 km (6 mi) north-west of Narew, 27 km (17 mi) north-west of Hajnówka, and 25 km (16 mi) south-east of the regional capital Białystok.
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Needham High School is a public high school in Needham, Massachusetts, educating grades 9 through 12. Aaron Sicotte is the principal of Needham High School. Its three assistant principals are Alison Coubrough-Argentieri, Mary Kay Alessi, and Pierre Jean. As of 2016, the school had 1,644 students and over 201 part-time and full-time instructional staff members, plus support staff employees.
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