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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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